If you've ever gone searching around the internet for free erotica, you already know that there are a lot of websites to sift through! Unfortunately most of it is junk. I've tried to read countless stories, but have rarely made it past the first few lines. Rather than being exciting, most of them are down right boring.
So, I've come to a conclusion; it's better to spend a little money and buy quality erotica than to waste my valuable time searching through the plethora of trashy stories out there with middle-school-like plots and elementary-level writing techniques. I'm a grown-up for goodness sakes, and I want to read grown-up stories!!
I don't want to roll my eyes in frustration. Like when I come across these "sexy" lines - "Oh Baby, you're so hot I'm going to fuck you all night" or "He banged into her again and again." Wow, very creative there people...I think I'll go clean the oven now.
To this end, I've come up with a few reasons why I still BUY erotica:
- Editing - The more I can concentrate on the images in my mind, the better. Misspelled words and horrible grammar take too much away from the experience of reading. Instead of getting hot and bothered, I start editing the stupid thing myself. "Those are nice breasts...Not those is nice breasts!!" Ugh!
- Plot - This is one that could go either way. While I assume stories that have been approved for publication have made it through some sort of screening process, there are still a lot of shallow stories that make it through. However, I'll continue believing that if what I am reading did make it through, imagine what those that didn't were like!
- Properly Categorized - This goes back to the 'not wanting to waste my time' theme. When I'm in the mood to turn myself on, I usually have a rough idea of what I would enjoy at that moment, and I want to find it fast. Most of the free erotica is user submitted, which means the author gets to put the story in whatever category they want. In order to get the most exposure, they submit it to many categories instead of the one that really applies. Just because the story has a woman in it does not mean it should fall under "Lesbians!"
In the mean time, here are a couple pay websites that offer erotic ebooks that I actually enjoy. I still have to do some sifting, but in general most of the stories are good reads. (I especially like the "paranormal" sections that include vampires, werewolves, ghosts, etc...) Enjoy!
Tit-Elation - "Leads to Masturbation"
New Concepts Publishing
Ellora's Cave
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When you hit the phrase "rock-hard nopples," you know it's time to shell out a little cash...
And WHAT, people, is the trouble with "lie" and "lay"? We were NOT laying in bed! We were lying in bed!
Rant over!
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Sextoys - Thanks for the link swap. :)
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