Oh-Mi-Bod is Oh-Mi-God!

As promised, here is Speak Sexy's Review of the infamous OhMiBod Vibe! A big thank you to Kristofer over at Dragon Steel Mods for making this possible. Be sure to check out DSM for full and honest reviews on the coolest, geekiest, and strangest products this side of adulthood.

Welcome to the OhMiBod Experience...

Decadently indulgent, sumptuously wicked, and utterly pleasurable is the only way to describe the OhMiBod orgasmic experience. A vibrator that plugs directly into any iPod, the OhMiBod is one musical you’ll want to enjoy over and over, and if you’re lucky, over again…

What is it?

At its core the OhMiBod is a sleek and elegant vibrator. Simple in design, its five and half inch insertible shaft can produce seven different vibration patterns all on its own. (Hint: number three’s a warming teaser, number five’ll drive you straight to the edge, and number seven’ll have you seeing stars!) Then, with a simple switch of its convertible top, the OhMiBod transforms into the sexiest iPod accessory available anywhere.

Speak Sexy Says…

I know what you’re thinking. I was skeptical too. Does it really work like it says it will? Does it actually pick up the subtleties of the music and vibrate accordingly? Will it really change patterns and intensities depending on what song I listen to or how loud I listen to it?

Yes, yes, and thank goodness YES! The best way I can think of to describe how the OhMiBod feels is to have you imagine what it would be like to feel the visualization programs that come with most computer music players. You know the ones that make endless psychedelic spirals or imitate fire? They bounce up and down, spin faster or slower, and generally daze you into a wonderful music-inspired oblivion that seems to blend hearing and sight into one coherent sensual experience. Well, that’s exactly what the OhMiBod does. Finally, you can be “touched“ by your music.


Time to Get Personal…

Once I popped in my ear-buds and snuggled up to my favorite “mood” tunes, adding the timely vibrations to my most sensitive bits was a natural extension of the musical experience. Rather than feeling odd or distracting, the OhMiBod gave me the incredible opportunity to “get into” my music like never before. Every crescendo was tangible, every drum solo - wonderfully agonizing. But the best part was the game the OhMiBod created. Unlike all other vibes I‘ve ever tried, this one really deserves to be called a “toy.“ I had so much fun, honest kid-in-a-candy-store kind of fun, trying to figure out which song(s) would please me the most that I had to recharge my iPod by the end! Yep, it was that good. Now when I hear a new song on the radio I can’t help but think about what it would “feel” like. I‘ve been corrupted! Of course we’re all used to the idea of music getting us thinking sexy thoughts, but when was the last time a song made you so hot and bothered you actually climaxed? I’m telling you, you have to try it to believe it…And you’ll have a whole new appreciation for your “repeat” button!

OhMiBod Community Bonuses!

Apparently if you do have trouble selecting good “me-time” music OhMiBod.com provides a portal and blog where other OhMiBod users have created special downloadable mixes designed to get you off. Imagine that! Like I said, I enjoyed trying out different kinds of music to see what worked, but if you don’t have the time or just want a straight shot to the big “O” there are sex-music-aficionados out there who are more than happy to help you out. Wow, a sex toy with a built-in community…Uniting um, “music,” lovers everywhere!

Vibe Pros: * Too many to list.
Vibe Cons: * It’s not the quietest vibe on the planet. But then again, you’re supposed to be listening to music anyway.

The Official OhMiBod Information:
* Two vibrators in one! Additional end cap transforms OhMiBod into a manual, non-music powered vibrator that produces a broad range of constant vibrations.
* Audio enabled microchip is seamlessly integrated into its elegant design. Converts music into vibrations.
* Easy to use. Simply connect to music player via 3 ft "freedom" cord and splitter. Cord, splitter, and velvet privacy pouch are all included.
* OhMiBod users can be part of community with OhMiBod.com's blog, "OhMiBlog".
* DJs share mixes they've created for OhMiBod via OhMiBod.com's "Club Vibe".
* 500 beta members who are vocal about sex and comfortable with their sexuality.
* Sexy OhMiBod mixes are available in the the iMix™ section of the iTunes™ store.
* Volume controls vibration intensity.
* Quiet, highly efficient and powerful motor.
* Molded from premium grade hypoallergenic white non-toxic, non-porous plastic with chrome finish - very iPod®esque.
* Overall length 7" (5 1/2" insertable); Diameter 1 1/8".
* Requires 2 AA batteries.
* Optimized for all iPod® models, but compatible with other MP3 players.


How To Get Your Sticky Little Hands On One:

Just visit OhMiBod at http://www.ohmibod.com and check them out. It ships quickly in a very discreet package, and retails for only $69.00! I can’t say enough good things about it!

Seriously, you’ll never see your iPod the same way again!