Part III of the Valentine's Day Countdown Series - Send Your Lover a "I Want You To Think I'm Romantic But Don't Want To Really Do Anything" gift!

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Although they may seem pretty traditional, I think gift baskets can be a really nice way to show your appreciation to your lover...and if you use them in creative ways they can be very sexy! Take for example a basket full of sweets...

Tit for Tat Valentine's Game

When the basket arrives let your lover happily discover all of the goodies you have sent to him or her. Once they have seen everything you have so thoughtfully provided and are about to sample the contents, knock their greedy little hands away and slowly gather up each and every treat back into the basket. As they begin to protest smile and inform them that they will have to work to get everything back one item at a time. Now, exactly what they have to do and how much they get as back as a reward is completely up to you. Their tasks should of course be sexual in nature (one chocolate for every hug, kiss, orgasm, etc). After all, this shouldn't really be work, it should be a fun game for both of you. Otherwise you seem like a jerk for giving your partner a gift that they actually have to work for (No cleaning toilets or doing laundry tasks!)- this, by the way, will not go over well on Valentine's Day or on any other occasion, just so you know. Because gift baskets are usually filled with a lot of things, and you can pick a basket full of what ever it is they like, (cookies, popcorn, chocolate, cheese, coffee...) this game should go on all day...and well into the night!

The Cryptic Card Game

This works best if you have been in a relationship with your partner for a long time. Yes, it does take some planning ahead of time, but it's worth it!

The game starts by ordering a gift basket early and sending the basket to yourself (yes to yourself!). The point is to receive the basket in the mail in front of your lover so that they think someone else, a secret admirer perhaps, has sent it to you. (If your partner is overly jealous this will not work well and you should seriously consider going to a psychologist to resolve this issue!)

To continue...The gift card should only have one word on it..."YOU" (and your name to indicate that the basket is in fact for you and not your partner). Now of course your partner will have all sorts of questions as to who this basket could have come from and will grill you for information, but you must not give in or laugh! You must make it seem like you have no clue who it's from or why it was sent!

To calm them down say that you won't open the basket until you've figured out who sent it so that you can give it back to them as a "thanks but no thanks because I'm happily committed" kind of message. Put the basket away, unopened, and resume your life.

Order a second basket and send it to yourself, just like before, except with the word "WANT" on the message card. You should receive this basket about a week after the first one to give you lover some time to forget about it. Once this second basket is delivered things should really heat up. When the new round of suspicious questions start, deny, deny, deny!! Put the basket away again, unopened.

The final basket should be delivered on the day of the occasion (V-day, B-day, whenever!). This message card should only say, " 'Your Partner's First Name' and 'I' ." So it might read "Jane I" if your partner's first name is Jane.

If your partner is one of the brighter bulbs in the store, they should figure out on the spot that when all the words are put together the messages read "JANE I WANT YOU!"
And the mystery gifter is finally revealed and all three baskets are for your lover.

So, feel free to vary the wording on the massages to suit your needs. It could be "Jane I Love You" or "Jane you're so hot!" You get the point.

Looking for Gift Baskets Now? Take a look at these...and you might get a laugh at the same time!