Booty Calls - When Porn Just Isn't Enough!

We've all been there at some point...Well, most of us anyway. It's late. You're horny. And watching those little people on the screen bang away at each other just isn't doing it for you. Nope, tonight you want...you need...the real thing.

So you get to thinking about your options. At the top is usually your X's if you're still on speaking terms. Hell, even if you aren't you'll probably still add them to your mental list of do-ables. After all, at some point in history they agreed to sleep with you so your chances of hooking up with one of them is a lot greater than with the girl you passed on the street earlier who got you in this mood in the first place! Then you remember you have no X's...

Next on the list might be your "good friends." Yep, you think, good friends can come with "benefits" right? He/she did give you that come-hither look a couple days ago...didn't they? Hmm, maybe you imagined it. You're starting to hallucinate. Moving right along...

Ugh! You've exhausted your list of 3-D PlayPals and have wound up thinking about the people in your computer again! That's right, your 2-D chat buddies are now your most viable sex pool. Sorry, but it's really not looking good for you.

"No! No! Don't do it!" You think to yourself...but your fingers take on a life of their own, and it's too late. To your disgust you're now trolling the chat rooms, and have confirmed your loser status.

My apologies, GAME OVER.

So, when asked how far you'd go for a late night booty call, here's what you said:

I would drive for...

1 Hour Max! - 39%
3o Minutes and No More! - 22%
As Long As It Takes! I'm Really Desperate!- 16%
Only 15 Minutes, I Get It All The Time Anyway! - 11%
A Booty What? I've Never Heard of Such a Thing! - 6%

Ha, Thanks for Voting My Little Lovelies!!!